Q: Did you hear about the flasher who couldn't stop?

a: he decided to stick it out for one more year.

Q: Did you hear about the new mike tyson computer?

a: it has two bytes and no memory.

Q: Did you hear about the three gay men who attacked a woman?

a: two held her down while the third did her hair.

Q: Have you heard about playboy's new magazine for married men?

a: same centerfold every month.

Q: Hear the slogan for the stealth condom?

a: they'll never see you coming.

Q: How do deaf people have phone sex?

a: by fax.

Q: How do you know you've walked into a gay church service?

a: only half the congregation are kneeling.

Q: What are the 2 most important holes of a women?

a: her nostrils, so that she can breath while giving a blowjob.

Q: What charges can you bring against a transvestite?

a: male fraud.

Q: What did the wife do when she found out her husband was gay?

a: she turned around and took it like a man.

Q: What do kodak and condoms have in common?

a: they both capture the moment.

Q: What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar?

a: a flame thrower.

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on friday night in Iowa?

a: prom.

Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating bulls?

a: beef strokin' off

Q: What do you call a spanish guy who lost his car?

a: carlos.

Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?

a: s&m&m.

Q: What does a Jewish pedohpile say?

a: hey kid, take it easy on that fucking candy!

Q: what would it take to reunite the Beatles?

a: two more bullets.

Q: What's the definition of a good salesman?

a: a really great salesman is one who can actually make his wife feel sorry for the girl who lost her panties and bra in his car.

Q: What's the difference between a Tampon and a cowboy hat?

a: cowboy hats are for assholes.

Q: Why are guys so good at video games?

a: it's the eye-hand coordination developed after all those years of jerking off to playboy centerfolds.

Q: Why can't MS. Piggy count to 70?

a: because when she reaches 69, she gets a frog in her throat.

Q: Why did Osama Bin Ladin kill one of his wives?

a: he peeped up her skirt and saw bush.

Q: Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?

a: right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

Q: Why did the polack keep an empty bottle of milk in his refrigerator?

a: in case someone wanted a black coffee.

Q: Why does the easter bunny hide eggs?

a: so people won't know he's been fucking chickens!

Q: Why don't Mr. and Mrs. Smokey Bear have any children?

a: because every time she gets hot, he hits her over the head with a shovel and throws dirt on her.

Q: Why don't roosters have hands?

a: because chickens don't have tits.

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

a: snowballs