|Label||Aaron's AIM Away Messages|
|24 months of...||~sleeping along side of the same *R*
~waking up to the same *R*
~kissing the same *R*
~making dinner for the same *R*
~bed in breakfast from the same *R*
~holding the same *R*
~going to movies with the same *R*
~gettin' my @$$ beat at pool same *R*
~jumping on the trampoline with the same *R* :-P
~tickling the same *R*
~when there's nothing to do, bug *R*
~the only person that understands my stupidness... yep *R*
~And if my stupidness keeps up, agreed that we should live across the street from a huge hospital, *R*
~Has a brother that has a nice ass smokey and the bandit Trans Am, *R*
~works so much to make her life better and bring me home somethin' special, *R*
~using our networked printers to print "I LOVE YOU" all th time, LOL! *R*
|13 Beautiful Things||If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world.|
|Amateurs built the ark||"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember...amateurs built the ark, and professionals built the Titanic."|
|Away Msg Priceless||Personal Computer.. $1000
Internet connection.. $30 per month
Away message from me... Priceless
|Bad week, bad day||Bad week, bad day, bad night, hoping tomorrow is better|
|Born||When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying.|
|BRB (Back in 10 min wait 10 min)||Hello %n, if I'm not back in 10 minutes, wait 10 more minutes till I get back. :-D|
|BRB (fjklsdjf;ldsj)||asduiaydiaduakdjaskdhasdjkahsdjkahsdkjashdisa yed8qw9eiyusioyzkHFJkhrjoksygdsiasyhuio fcuivkyu;pohuioeaywr9382rilfdshfkudsafgaufidsa gufudsafiydsafyasduifhcdsalfhuaiehfudilsa ........in other words.....BRB!!!!!!!!|
|Bud Light Presents:||Bud Light Presents:
Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a good time, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen. Right mouse click, get buddy info, or the little info box at the bottom of the Buddy List (Whichever is faster). You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read there away messages everyday to see what they are up to. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the Mousepad,and don't wander too far from your computer, because you never know when somebodys away message may change, thank you, %n for being a compulsive away message checker.
|Class (1)||Out to class for a few hour(s) ~Aaron|
|Class (2)||12 years of english and I can speak ...swim; swam; swum. I know how to count and I am still in math... amazing, oh you will never guess, I am in class right now, :-)|
|Class (3)||Hey %n, I be gettin' a edgeumation in class, maybe this class will have some value other than learning what the start menu is. Leave me a MSG, and I will get back to you laterz, ~Aaron|
|Class (4)||I think of class as nap time with background noise.|
|College Student Oath||College Student Oath:
I drink Bud light from a keg and Bud light from a can...I'll walk in the cold, dark, bitter snow for a beer, but refuse to walk to class in the same weather...I am a college student! My computer is used for two things...AOL instant messanger and obtaining music illegally...I am a college student...I promise myself that I will go to that class that I seem to sleep through every morning... I am a college student! HAHAHA! Leave a message..cause you know i'm not in class!!
|Crap (Browns)||BRB! Taking the Browns to the Superbowl.|
|Crap (#2)||The bathroom is ordering a #2 from my ass.|
|Crap (End Of Digestive)||BRB... Im at the end of my digestive system|
|Crap (Indoor Plumbing)||Hey, %n, im taking advantage of indoor plumbing, ill be back soon...|
|Crap (Offering to porcelain god)||Making an offering to the porcelain god.. BRB =)|
|Crap (Poem)||Here I sit,
Same as Ever.
Took a Dump,
Pulled the lever.
The toilet clogged.
The water flowed.
Look out world,
Its a mother load!
|Dictionary||If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?|
|Dinner (Feeding my face)||Feeding my face|
|Dinner (Something...)||Something...It's whats for dinner :-D|
|Dinner w/o Pizza||Hey you! What dinner would be complete without pizza! LOL ~Aaron :-)|
|Doing what I do best...||Doing what i do best...|
|Drinking (A is for academics)||A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why i'm not here. So leave a message ~AJ :-D|
|Drinking (Beer - brain damage)||for all the beer i drank, i hope i didnt brain my damage|
|Drinking (The bads effects)||Drinking liquor is good for you. Under the assumption that alcohol can kill brain cells, consuming it can actually cause a neuro-darwinistic effect, the survival of the fittest for the brain cells. After consuming some amount of alcohol, only the fittest brain cells will survive and you will, in turn, become smarter. Also if there are fewer brain cells in your brain taking up space, it will increase productivity and reduce maintenance costs! :-D|
|Drinking Time is a waste of life||Time is a waste of life, and life is a waste of time. So get wasted and have the time of your life, thats what i am doing!!!!|
|DVD - Watching A Movie||Hey %n, I'm currently watching a movie over here. I'll talk to you when its over! Sorry & Thanks, Aaron|
|DVDin' Time||Its DVDin' time! =)~ Aaron|
|Everlast Quote||I've seen a rich man beg
I've seen a good man sin
I've seen a tough man cry
I've seen a loser win
And a sad man grin
I heard an honest man lie
I've seen the good side of bad
And the down side of up
And everything between
"What its like"
|Everything has a beginning||Everything with a beginning has an end except for a ray.|
|Faster than the bear||You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. :-D|
|Funny Wedding||When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.|
|Gone for weekend||Once you read this MSG, I have already went home for the weekend. :-D Kidnapped the g/f and took her with. I have computers to fix, computers to build, swimming and just relaxin' to accomplish all weekend. Leave your friend Aaron a MSG if you would like, and have a great @$$ weekend, I know I will ;-)|
|Halo||Xbox = $150
Halo = $50
Not having either but being able to play Halo on my PC
|Hello,hello is this thing on?||Hello, hello.........is this thing on?|
|I am away... or am I?||I'm away... or am I? Kinda makes u wonder, doesn't it? ~Who else but Aaron|
|I am:||I am:
~ on a hot date
~ not in the room
~ uninterested in chatting
~ grabbing a snack
~ on the phone
~ trying out for who wants to be a millionaire's janitor
~ making sweet love to a woman named Venessa.
Be back soon.
|I went that way -->||_______ \O /
I WENT THAT WAY =>
|I'm out - Public||I'm out like your ass in public.|
|I'm out - Light In Ghetto||I'm out like a porch light in the ghetto.|
|I'm out - Chris Reeve||I'm out like Christopher Reeve in a decathlon.|
|I'm out - Epileptic||I'm out like an epileptic in a calligraphy contest.|
|I'm out - Stephen||I'm out like Stephen Hawking in the hokey pokey.|
|I'm out - KKK||I'm out like Al Sharpton in a KKK election.|
|I'm out - Al Queda||I'm out like an Al Queda trio diffusing a bomb.|
|I'm out - Like Me||I'm out like me. (I was the fat kid in dodgeball.) :-P|
|I'm out - Mom Halter||I'm out like your mom in a halter top.|
|I'm out - Strike||I'm out like an away message on strike.|
|I'm out - Flashlight||I'm out like an albino in flashlight tag.|
|I'm out - Parenthood||I'm out like a fetus at Planned Parenthood.|
|I'm out - Two-piece||I'm out like a fat girl in a two-piece.|
|I'm out - Doughnuts||I'm out like doughnuts at a cop convention.|
|I'm out - Ass Kickin'||I'm out like a one legged man in an ass kickin' contest.|
|I'm out - Beauty Contest||I'm out like %n in a beauty contest.|
|I'm out - Special Olympics||I'm out like a handicap parking spot at the Special Olympics.|
|I'm out - Bingo||I'm out like a mute kid in bingo.|
|I'm out - Deaf Kid||I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs.|
|I'm out - Beauty Pageant||I'm out like your mom in a beauty pageant.|
|I'm out - Girls Lunch||I'm out like a bulimic girl's lunch.|
|I'm out - Pie-eating||I'm out like an anorexic girl in a pie-eating contest.|
|I'm out - Swing||I'm out like a kid on a swing with no arms.|
|I'm out - Boner||I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.|
|I'm out - Garbage||I'm out like last week's garbage|
|I'm out - 70s 80s||I'm out like the 70's in 1980.|
|I'm out - John Kerry||I'm out like John Kerry in the election.|
|I'm out - Jessica Simpson||I'm out like Jessica Simpson in a spelling bee.|
|I'm out - Fat Girl||I'm out like a fat girl in dodge ball|
|I'm out - Atari||I'm out like Atari... Oh well its true|
|If you are the magazine comp||If you are the magazine company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please give me money.
If you are my employeer, you didn't pay me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money. :-D
|If||Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
If electricity came from electrons....then dosesnt morality come from morons??
If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?
|I'm napping - ass beating||I'm napping right now... the door's open... feel free to come down, wake me up, and receive your complimentary ass beating|
|I'm on my way to your house||I'm on my way to your house. Expect me shortly. :-) ~AJ|
|Its friday night...enough said||It's friday night....enough said|
|Kick her out of bed, floor||I wouldn't kick her out of bed......unless she wanted it on the floor|
|Kitty Litter||If you throw a cat out your car window, does it become kitty litter?|
|Knock Knock||Knock knock
No seriously, no one is here so leave me a message :-D
|Loading away message||Loading Away Message...|
|Lunch||There are 2 things I don't eat for lunch; breakfast or dinner|
|Monday||Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.|
|My Girl Dumped me||My girl dumped me, I totaled my car, my parents kicked me out, I have 9 fingers...How U doin' today? :-)|
|Nachos & Cheese||Nachos & Cheese If you want some, hopefully you know where I live. ~Aaron|
|No,Yes,Maybe...did I answer||No, Yes, maybe, tommorrow. Did I answer your message? 8-)|
|Nobody is perfect||I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!|
|Out (Cruzing Around)||Out cruzing around. Needless to say more.|
|Out (For a drive)||I am currently out for a drive around the city in my baby. (For you sickos out there, its my car.) It's such a nice day! Hope your night is well, and get back to your MSG laterz, Aaron :-)|
|Out (For the night)||Hiya %n! I'm currently out for the night and have no idea when I will be back, I will be safe, just like ya! TTYL. Have phun! ~Aaron 8-)|
|Out (Weird Msg)||If this is dad, I am currently studying. If this is mom, I am vacuuming the room. If this is the guy(s), I am out with the ladies. If this is my ladie(s), I am out with the guys. If this is anyone else, Leave me a MSG. ~Aaron|
|Party||THE PARTY IS AT %n HOUSE!!! WOOOWHO! See ya there!|
|Personality||I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transferred to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependent, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalities, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will care
|Phone||Dont cry, I just stepped out to make or take a phone call, and I will get back to your message in a bit|
|Playin' CS||Sup %n, I am currently playin' some CS at the moment, but your message has been recorded. I'll get back to you soon, Aaron|
|Playing Game||I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up the whole screen.|
|Pracs Study||Off doing a Pracs study! Its paying some nice $$$ ;-) Fri 8pm to Sunday @ 8am. I'll have my cell with me.. so hit me up' on it|
|Practice L & R||Let's practice our right and left. You're right, I left!|
|Premarital Sex||It's not premarital sex if you don't plan on getting married to her....|
|Prevent Rape||Prevent Rape, say yes|
|Racecar backwards||Oops, I spelled racecar backwards!|
|Rach||getting bugged by Rach once again...but more or less Aaron brought it on. Oh yeah it's not Aaron leaving you this messege its Rach|
|Random||guy- "how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
girl- "infertalized ..."
|Sex is like math||Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply! :-P|
|Sex Manual For Geeks||Sex Manual for Computer Experts: 1. Be User Friendly. 2. Take Bytes. 3. Fondle Joystick. 4. Spread Sheet. 5. Fix Surge Protector. 6. Activate Hardware 7. Insert Disc, All The Way. 8. Do It Until Megabytes. 9. Back It Up. 10. Eject Floppy.|
|Shower (3 S's)||Shit, Shower & Shave.|
|Shower (Week)||It's that time of the week again....I'm in the shower.|
|Simpsons||My eyes are currently attached on watching the Simpsons, feel free to IM me and give me a reason to do something else, Aaron|
|Sleeping (Cows go moo)||cows go moo, sheep go baa. ducks go quack, and...i go zzzzzzz......|
|Sleeping (Got Sleep?)||Got Sleep?|
|Sleeping (Meaning)||Sleep (n) : the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body are restored.|
|Sleeping (MempADJenzAaron)||Memphis2k noted that Hey Its Aaron has reported to ADJenz that saw Aaron in bed.|
|Sleeping (Paid)||If sleeping paid....Then I would be getting paid right now.|
|Sleeping (Priceless)||Huge Pillow(s) - $8.94
Comforter - $30
Pillowtop Mattress - $477
The ability to fall asleep in college - Priceless
|Sleeping (Question)||What's the question you can never answer yes to? Are you sleeping? Well if you're reading this right now then you probably want to ask me that. So here it is....Yes, I am sleeping.|
|Sleeping (Saturday morning)||Saturday has a morning?!|
|Sleeping (Tiredness)||Sleeping off my tiredness|
|Someplace but here||someplace but here|
|Stranded on a island||If you were stranded on a deserted island and could bring only one thing, what would it be?
For those of you who didn't say a boat, I don't think I'll be talking to you anytime soon. For the rest of you, feel free to leave me a message.
|Studying (At my place)||Hey %n, Studyin' is going down at my place at the moment =) Your message has been recorded and I'll get back to you soon, Thanks ~Aaron :-P|
|Studying (Bullshit spelling)||Homework is spelled with 8 letters... and so is bullshit.|
|Studying (Funny passage)||Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
But if I do, don't pitty me at all,
Just lay my bones in the dorm hall.
Tell my prof I did my best,
Then pile my books upon my chest.
Now I lay me down to rest,
And pray I'll pass tomorrow's test.
If I should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to take!
|Studying (Research)||To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research.|
|Studying (Shocked)||I'm Studying, yes I am as shocked as you are!|
|Studying/sleeping||studying/sleeping It's all the same at this point. ~AJ|
|Things to think about||While im gone, think about these things:
1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3. Why do they report power outages on TV?
|This is a machine||THIS IS A MACHINE, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!! =)|
|This is an away msg||this is an away message......|
|Time allowed||The time allowed for you to type has been exceeded please press Ctrl + A and try again. ~Aaron|
|Today's Advice (1)||Today's Advice:
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and Duct Tape to make them stop.
Not here, leave a message.
|Today's Advice (2)||Today's Advice:
Don't judge a book by it's movie
|Trick or treating||I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer|
|Urban Kayaking||2 words... Urban Kayaking.|
|What I've learned in college||What I've learned in college:
1) Socks are never too dirty to wear again.
2) If you leave something in the bathroom...it's gone forever. (Johnson Hall)
3) Cleaning people don't really clean.
4.) Car = friends
5) Condoms make great practical jokes.
6) Ducks bite....hard.
7) If Walmart doesn't have it...I don't need it
8) It is a prerequisite that teachers are weird or "unique"
9) Chasing squirels should be a sport.
10) Quiet hours is like communism, good on paper, but impossible in life.
11) There are more professors named Mohamid than I have fingers.
1.) Why do you need your drivers license when your buying beer if you don't drink and drive??
2.) Why do you buy cigaretts at a gas station if smoking is prohibited there?
3.) Why is it when men talk to women sexually its sexual harassment but when women talk to me like that its $3.95 a minute?
THINK ABOUT THESE THINGS WHILE IM GONE! :-)
|Women||Women: You cant live with them, you cant live without them...That's probably why you can rent one for the night! You know I'm just kidding individuals of the other sex|
|Work (1)||Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.|
|Work (2)||I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday 35% Thursday 4% Friday|
|Work (3)||A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.|
|You Know...||"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"|